Bathroom Bulletin R.I.P

The following statements are taken from my, now terminated, Bathroom Bulletin. One of many blog initiatives that didn't quite make it.. Basically the idea was to publish all that was written on the walls of our bathroom (we placed some whiteboard markers there to encourage grafitti). A few years ago actually.

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This is called irony; when you most need to get up you've got no energy

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I love Shane

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Baby don’t look up, the sky is falling

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But why?

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Ridå
Ridå
Ta bort mig
Ta bort mig

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I felt guilty once but she woke up halfway through

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I wanna sleep with common people

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Fat people are hard to kidnap

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist

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I’m a model, not a MONKEY!

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If you’re not cute you might as wel be clever

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Yeah, what about it Pretzel Man.. what’s your story?

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Maybe u could tell me a white lie

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I don’t care what you say about me, just spell my name right

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I love Åsa (with a heart drawn around the name Åsa)

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I know what a restraining order is; you act like I’ve never dated

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-It shrinks?
-Like a frightened turtle!

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We walk to different melodies
we dream side by side

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He’s like a fine wine

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If a man could get a woman to have sex with him in a cardboard box he wouldn’t buy a house.

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The one who looks for diamonds but finds gold will eventually end up disappointed

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This is the scene where I make love to the monkey

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She laughed and said ”Could you make mine a double?”
I smiled and thought ”This girl can offer me nothing but trouble”

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News says it’s raining in New York

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I know I’m no Jon Bon Jovi

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Hope in one hand and poop in the other and see which one fills up first

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Random laid plans
Forty days of one-night stands

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MUSHABOM MUSHABOM

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Earth is a space station and we are all here to go into space

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I slipped on a little white lie

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It’s the crazy ones that have the good pills

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These pretzels are making me thirsty!

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It’s like I’m living in the museum of natural ugliness

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This whole situation has just turned his life upside-down face

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He’s a teenage boy, we could take away his penis and he would still try to have sex