Why is it, nothing can be simple. Nothing can just work, for chrissake. All the time, everything has to get complicated. Love.. HA! Friendship.. HA! Sex.. HA! HA! I don't even know if food is that simple anymore.. vegetarians and vegans and allergies.. not to mention the differences in taste.. Let's all take a moment and think abouth the one thing that still is simple, uniting and universal... Alcohol..