It slays me every time

Don't ANSWER the questions. Finish the sentence, as if you wrote them yourself.

1. I've come to realize that my last kiss... tasted of sweet mint gum.

2. I am listening to... Regina Spektor, ode to divorce.

3. I talk... sparsely, when people are listening, or stupidly when I am nervous.

4. I love... the Girl, music, intense experiences of beauty and truth, and yes, my family

5. My best friend(s)... are slipping further and further away though I still cherish them.

6. My first real kiss... was fumbly and awkward and with someone i still love.

8. I hate it when people ask... "What do you do?" followed by "what does that mean?".

9. Love is... untangible, dangerous, explosive, lethal, red.

10. Marriage is... a promise one should intend to keep.

11. Somewhere, someone is thinking... about me.

12. I'll always... have my ups and downs, and my sweet tooth.

13. I have a secret crush... that would cease to be secret if I published it online.

14. The last time I cried was because... something was going wrong for the Hobbits.

15. My cell phone is... my watch, and my most frequently used means of communication.

16. When I wake up in the morning... I want to stay in bed, and much to often I do.

17. Before I go to bed... I try to remember to do some twisting exercises for my back, which often is accompanied by an episode of Simpsons/Futurama/Arrested Development or other series.

18. Right now I am thinking about... my constant inefficiency and ineptitude, lazyness and lack of ambitions.

19. Babies are... fragile little pink poopmachines that are sent to take over the world.

20. I get on myspace... hoping to someday understand what the point is with myspace (I still don't, it sucks mildly)

21. Today I... should work a little more before I escape and crawl into my girlfriends sheltering arms.

22. Tonight I will... make out, hopefully. Or finish Harry Potter.

23. Tomorrow I will be... one day closer to a new apartment.

24. I really want to be... rich. Filthy rich. I'd still study, mind you.

25. I really want... an avengful vegetarian God to start intervening and set up a reign of peace, love and socialism.

Musical parapsychology

1. How are you feeling today?
G.U.B.N.U.F. - Bugge Wesseltoft

2. Will you get far in life?
Marco Polo - Loreena McKennitt

3. How do your friends see you?
Goodnight song - Tears For Fears

4. Will you get married?
You gonna need my help - Muddy Waters

5. What is your life's theme song?
Eminem Freestyle (over WW3 Beat)

6. What is the story of your life?
Working Girl - Jeff Harms

7. What was high school like?
Little Earthquakes (live) - Tori Amos

8. How can you get ahead in life?
Interlude - Muse

9. What is tomorrow going to be like?
the Optimist - Turin Brakes

10. What is the best thing about your friends?
Could Well be in - The Streets

11. What is in store for the next weekend?
Dogs - Pink Floyd

12. What song best describes you?
Cradle and All - Ani Difranco

13. How is your life going?
Hold on - Lou reed

14. What song will play at your funeral?
Hell is round the corner - Tricky (hahaha, didn't cheat, I swear!)

15. How does the world see you?
The one you love - Rufus wainwright

16. Will you have a happy life?
Nixon - Tiger Lou

17. What do your friends really think of you?
time and time again - counting crows

18. What song describes the person you're attracted to?
gratitude - ani difranco

19. What message would you like to tell the next generation?
Second intermission -Ani difranco

20. Do you have a deep dark secret?
Singles party - Greyboy

21. Do people secretly lust after me?
Horses in my dreams - PJ harvey

22. How can I make myself happy?
could well be in - the streets

23. Will I ever have children?
I got you under my skin - Diana Krall

24. What's some good advice for me?
Mr Moon - Jamiroquai

25. How will I be remembered?
No way - Pearl Jam

26. What is my signature dance song?
Wonderwall - Radiohead making fun of oasis