David Gray

What folly is beauty
what trick of the skin
desire it's fancy
and ruin its whim

Pink Floyd

"Wave upon wave of demented avengers
March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream"

Douche Bag

Regarding the nomination of "Most likely to turn to Wikipedia for all of lifes questions", here is an excerpt:
"The word can refer to the rinsing of any body cavity but usually applies to vaginal irrigation, rinsing of the vagina. A douche bag is a piece of equipment for douching: a bag for holding the water or fluid used in douching (the term douche bag can also be used as an insult; see below for slang uses). To avoid transferring intestinal bacteria into the vagina, the same bag must not be used for a vaginal douche and an enema"
Gotta love that Wiki.